Leah. 15. Canada. Gleek, Whovian, Sherlockian, Potterhead, Supernatural lover. Shipping is my life, and I'm chock-full of crippling social anxiety, awkward flailing, and screaming over my OTPs. A feminist and social justice freak at heart. Homophobia, racism, sexism, ignorance, misandry, and misogyny are not welcome.
(I also write, so if you want me to write something, go ahead and prompt me!)

 

Most girls: long hair, short skirts, makeup.

Me: brown hair, starfleet regulation uniform, medical license, alcohol, annoying best friend. Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor.

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

doctorangel:

jakemalik:

hungryzekes:

kanyewesticle:

holynipples:

kanyewesticle:

jakemalik:

kanyewesticle:

*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that

*bites lip* oh yeah baby

*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that

*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper

what

*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper

wtf can we get some privacy here

*pokes head through the ceiling vent* no

bm13:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Since there’re so many songs talking about having sex with bitches and hoes, I just assumed they meant female dogs and gardening tools

kevvinn:

caspertheprince:

splintercellconviction:

dorkly:

Post-Apocalyptic Scooby Doo Gang
“And I would’ve gotten away with the nuclear war too, if not for you meddling kids!”

I was about to make a joke about the fact that Scooby isn’t present until the horrified realisation that they probably killed and ate him to survive hit me and it suddenly wasn’t funny any longer

Ruh-roh.

Ruh-roh

kevvinn:

caspertheprince:

splintercellconviction:

dorkly:

Post-Apocalyptic Scooby Doo Gang

“And I would’ve gotten away with the nuclear war too, if not for you meddling kids!”

I was about to make a joke about the fact that Scooby isn’t present until the horrified realisation that they probably killed and ate him to survive hit me and it suddenly wasn’t funny any longer

Ruh-roh.

Ruh-roh

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